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Fortunes

My top fortunes.

Now, have you heard of the trick? The trick is to read your fortune with either the words, "in bed," or the words, "except in bed," appended to the words of the fortune. When you do this, some of them become quite risque.

Especially when you assume risque interpretations for other words in the fortune. Like in the top one: What other risque meaning might "business" have, hmmm?

  1. Your business will assume vast proportions.
  2. In youth and beauty, wisdom is rare.
  3. Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.
  4. You are broad minded and socially active.
  5. Hold a true friend with both your hands.
  6. You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
  7. You are always welcome in any gathering.
  8. You have a reputation for being straightforward and honest.
  9. A wise man knows everything; a shrewd one,everybody.
  10. Your skills and talents will be called on in unusual areas.
  11. Life to you is a dashing and bold adventure.
  12. Versatility is one of your outstanding traits.
  13. An hour with friends is worth more than ten with strangers.
  14. Your family is young, gifted and attractive.
  15. Find release from your cares, have a good time.
  16. Our first and last love is...self-love.
  17. Your present plans are going to succeed.
  18. Accept the next proposition you hear.
  19. You are generous to an extreme and always think of the other fellow.
  20. You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
  21. How can you have a beautiful ending without making many beautiful mistakes.
  22. Keep in mind your most cherished dreams of the future.
  23. You are talented in many ways.
  24. Your ability to find the silly in the serious will take you far!
  25. You could prosper in the field of medical research.
  26. You will have a bright future.
  27. A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
  28. You are careful and systematic in your business arrangements.
  29. You will be advanced socially, without any special effort.
  30. You have an iron will, which helps you succeed in everything.
  31. Family is more valuable than money.
  32. Keep your feet on the ground even though friends flatter you.
  33. You are always entertaining and delightful.
  34. You are very expressive and positive in word, act and feeling.
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